The Four Horsemen IV | UNFC #108

[00:00:06] And we're back with Unforgettable Conversations. Today, we have The Four Horsemen. I think it's like our fourth horse horseman. What the heck are you doing, Tim? Do it, do it. Denny, start it out. Hold on. I got you. I'll do the fade. It has to be... Explain what you guys are doing in the first place because people won't understand what you're doing. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

[00:00:32] I don't know where... I don't know where you're at. It's a lullaby. He's got a lullaby in his teeth. Oh, it's Bruno Mars. It's Bruno Mars. Ready? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. It sounds nothing like that. I need to listen to the song again. Okay, okay, all right. We got the song right here. Don't play it, though. Oh. Oh.

[00:01:03] Play it in Danny's ear so he can do it. Play it in Danny's ear. Don't get close to the mic, though. There you go. It's angelic. What is it, Danny? Actually, Tim, tell us. What is he singing? It's Interstellar. Interstellar right there. Spin it. Spin it. He's ducking. That's impossible. Spin it. Spin it. No. It's necessary. It's space. I need someone to go.

[00:01:34] Tim. Go. Repeat that.

[00:02:09] And somebody go. Choco. Oh. Somebody go. Oh, my goodness. All right, Jarvis. All right. Well, that was a good intro for Interstellar. I think that's going to get. That might get kicked. Yeah. We were pretty spot on. If anything, that was better than Hans Zimmer. Yeah, that was. That should have been.

[00:02:40] Someone got sued. The podcast is going to get sued. All right. So for the fans that don't know what we're doing today, we're actually going to be. We're going to the moon. We're going to the moon. We're going to the moon. Alex is wearing the NASA shirt or jacket. And we're going to beat Artemis to the moon because they failed us because they did not go to the moon. They just went around it. Just went around.

[00:03:04] And what they should have done is parked themselves on the moon and then headed to Mars afterwards. I do think it's crazy that they just simply, they had all this buildup and all this money just to fly around the moon when, when did we land on the moon? Like in the 60s? 1960. 69. 69. June 20th. Apparently. Landed on the moon. At those dates.

[00:03:29] And yeah, we were the first ones, but like 60, almost 70 years later, we can't do that. And think about it like this. We did a lot of other missions before Apollo 11. So Apollo 11, we actually landed. He's saying it's fake though. I'm just saying. I think it's fake. I think we landed on the moon. Raise your hand if you think we faked the moon landing. No, I think we landed on the moon. Okay. My question is. I'm skeptical. I'm skeptical too.

[00:03:59] I think we did. My question is how 60, 70 years later is it like this big grandiose event that three or four astronauts just simply flew around the moon? So that is, that is definitely the question and we're going to dive into it. But before we get started. First interstellar. No, no. Okay. So I had someone asked me this and I was going to be, I was going to ask you guys because I was like, that actually is a really good question for our segment. The four horsemen.

[00:04:28] So someone asked me, they said, if you guys are the four horsemen, which horsemen are you of the apocalypse? So I was like, I don't know. I don't know which horsemen we are. There's plague. Because there's four different horsemen. And they said like, so which ones, who's who? So we need to figure that out before we even continue. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. The four horsemen of the apocalypse. I can't speak today. You can't even see my eyes on this. All right.

[00:04:55] The four horsemen of the apocalypse are symbolic figures from the book of Revelation. So we got conquest, which is a white horse. War, the red horse. Famine, the black horse. And death, the pale horse. So who's who? Hmm. Is it pale? Yeah. I call white. It just says pale. I call white. No, no, no. It's not a by the color. We have to go by conquest, war, famine, or death. I'll take death. Tim to death.

[00:05:24] He'll be the one to put you down at the end. No, I'll take death. Which one's death? What color is it? Pale. Pale. He's pale. I'm the darkest one. I want to do war. I call conquer. I call war. I call the white one. I call conquer. He was in the military. Yeah, exactly. Okay. And I like red. War. Black? No, pale? He's pale. I'm red. Red. War. Famine is black and conquest is white. So you guys have to hash it out. Famine is black? Yeah. Famine is black. All right. We'll let them decide. We can't decide.

[00:05:53] You guys choose who. Who's black and who's white? I'll take conquest. Conquest. Conquest. White horse. What's on? Famine? What's left? You're on famine. The suckiest horse. What are you talking about? You can use the N-word. That's crazy. He's like, nice. I think it's going to get kicked back if we do it. No, no. The N-word is... Talauder? Never. On YouTube? Never say never. Never say never. Conquest. Just a Bieber. You're a big fan. I definitely use the N-word. You are death.

[00:06:21] I will never say never, even though he said it twice. Why do the colors matter? All my... I'm gonna see. In Paris. So pale technically is green, right? I saw a picture of it. I was gonna show you guys. Paleo? Yeah. He might be right. I am right. Watch. Check it out. Can I see what my horse looks like? Yeah. Hold on. No, you're not green. You're pale. That's pale. That's like a green... That's a cool picture. That is a cool picture. Let me see. Which one? Yeah. I'll send it to all you guys right now. This is chatting.

[00:06:52] That one's famine. That's the black horse. That's pale, dude. You're like brown. No, look at this picture. This picture is better. Conquested in the war. No, this is sick. That one's sick. Oh, I saw that one. I saw that one here. On the podcast. I'm gonna show you guys. Hold on. On the podcast? Oh, on the green one. Danny, yours is pretty cool. You do know I can just add the picture later on during editing. That doesn't look cool. That actually doesn't look cool. And you know what? The lighting looks great. I'll click on it. Yeah. I guess the intro.

[00:07:23] Yeah. Okay, so the white one. Conquest. War. Death is. Death looks white. Oh, we said. Danny, look at your phone. And then your famine, that one. Look at the picture I sent you. I like war. So Tim is that one. I'm saying Bikram. That's Tim. That's the pale one.

[00:07:48] Then Danny's got some type of weird rubber band. That's famine. He's black. He's black. He's black. You've got the sword and you have red hair. You have a slingshop. And then I have a bow. Conquest. Conquest. And I'm on a horse. That's cool. I like it. At a school. Okay. The four horsemen. Okay. How does that, how is that related to what we're wearing? So, oh, well, it doesn't really matter what we're wearing. It's just a question.

[00:08:16] It's connected to us because technically speaking, if we're the four horsemen of the apocalypse, we're going through all these conspiracies trying to figure out if the world is flat, 9-11 actually happened, all these conspiracies that go with it. Including today's segment, which is chosen by the one and only Skipper himself. Alex, tell us what we're deciding. What the topic for today, the hoax or the conspiracy.

[00:08:42] The conspiracy that we're going to talk about today is, was the Apollo 11 moon landing fake or was it real? Did we ever land on the moon? Did Americans land on the moon? Which is crazy because Tim did say that 1960, 1969, we landed Apollo 11 on the moon. And then at that point, we never went back until 2026.

[00:09:12] Well, apparently. Even then, we didn't really go back. We just went around. Apparently, we have been on the moon nine times. Who said that? Look it up. So, what he's talking about. You're the one that's saying that. You're the one that's saying that. You're the one that's saying that. Apparently. Okay. So, let me give you guys some history, all right? Apollo 11 was a NASA space flight that first landed humans on the moon on July 20th, 1970. 1969. Eight years before that, 1961, John F. Kennedy was president, right?

[00:09:42] And he had this initiative. He said, we're going to beat the Soviet Union, the other great power in the world at that time. To get to space, right? And so, that started the space race, right? So, it was the Soviet Union versus the U.S. The Cold War. And it was during the Cold War. That was one of the big things that they had during that time. So, seven, eight years later was the moon landing. But Apollo 11 was the first time humans had landed in the moon.

[00:10:12] But prior to that, there were still other missions. There was Apollo 1, Apollo 3, Apollo 4, 6 and 7. Eight. And then there was eight. And then there was, I think, even a 10th, 11th. And then afterwards, they were still till 17th. 17th was the last time that humans were on the moon. Between Apollo 11th to Apollo 17th, there were still like six or five lunar missions that landed humans on the moon.

[00:10:40] To do other experiments, to take rovers, the little cars that drive on the moon. And to do like other things that they wanted to conduct, other tests and experiments. So, it was from 1969 until what time was the Apollo 17? 72? 72? Okay.

[00:11:03] You know, maybe the reason they never went back in the past 60 years is because they got everything they needed. I mean, it's the moon. There's not much on it. Yeah. It's the same dirt and rocks everywhere. Yeah. What other experiments could they be doing? So, if they did land there, which I think we landed. I'm not going to say that we didn't land there because, I mean. What about all the sketchy stuff that happened afterwards? Look, I'm not really, I don't really know all the sketchy stuff.

[00:11:32] But I do know that there was a movie. Transformers. There was a movie that happened. And it kind of showed like the alternative of like Hollywood helping the government make like this scene that we landed on the moon. I don't know if you guys saw it. So, this is what you're talking about. What ended up happening is that they did a live feed of them actually landing on the moon and coming back.

[00:11:57] And supposedly, supposedly what ended up happening is that that recording, they recorded it to like one of the bases. And then somehow they lost the footage. That they first put it in storage and then the footage got lost. So, once the footage got lost, everyone was trying to figure out like what happened to it. And they're like, oh, well, we don't know what happened to it. It pretty much disappeared. All the way until 2006 where in 2006, they actually refound some of the footage.

[00:12:27] But they had to edit it so that it was more like visible. So, a lot of people saw this footage that we are used to seeing. Like if you go on YouTube and you type in moon landing 1969, it'll look edited. And it's because it is edited because they said that, oh, we've only got parts of the footage that was lost. And that's what we're seeing.

[00:12:52] So, you have this massive video of just edited things that seem fake because it's like, well, they did edit a lot of it because they claimed that they lost the majority of it. A lot of the footage. I could be wrong. I think we landed on the moon. I think that we never went back in the past 60 years because there's nothing else to get. It's the moon. Rocks. Dust. Nothing. It's the same. No natural resources. Yeah. No way for humans to thrive over there. A lot of money spent going over there in the first place.

[00:13:21] And that's what I was getting to is like, why are we going to spend billions of dollars trying to get humans to land back on the moon for what gain? They already have all the materials that the moon is made of. They can put rovers up there that probably have just as much technology. Like, what do they do? And you're losing money on those rovers because those are probably expensive rovers and you just have to leave them back. And so, what specifically do humans need to be on the moon for more experiments? Right. So, like, you're saying, like, what's the reason, right?

[00:13:50] The only reason that, you know, the U.S. and the Soviet Union were trying to get to space was just bragging rights. Bragging rights. Like, oh, we get to go to space. We got to go to the moon first. Yeah. And so, obviously. That's like kissing a girl. I kissed her first. But did you like it? I planned my... Oh, it doesn't matter if you liked it. I planned my flag, my pole in there. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then multiple men came after. Oh. Yeah. Definitely. Sputnik. Yeah. Oh, that too. So, yeah.

[00:14:20] So, here's the rest of the sketchy stuff. We were talking about this earlier about the pilots. Yeah, yeah. The pilots. Actually, one of them was claiming that they recorded all this footage in a studio. And he was going to expose it. And in the process of wanting to expose it, he ended up dying during a test. And it wasn't just him, right, Alex? It was... It was two other astronauts. Two other astronauts died. In the capsule. They were doing a test.

[00:14:50] It was Apollo... The third? Yeah. Apollo 3. They were, you know, doing safety checks. They were doing, like, mock launches or whatever. But they were in the space capsule on the ship. And what had happened was there was an incident that there was a fire that had started right beneath... Underneath their seats. Underneath their seats. And they weren't able to get out in time. Or it was hard. They couldn't get out of the capsule.

[00:15:18] So, they said, oh, it was, you know, a tragic accident. It was an accident. Yeah. It was going to be the guy that was going to expose that we've been filming in a studio, the landing. Yeah. So, he was one of the advocates saying, like, oh, it's all fake. It's all fake. It's all for show. And he's a pilot. He's an astronaut that's going to go up. Yeah. So, what do they do? They just silenced him that way. They killed him.

[00:15:44] It was funny because he got in trouble before that, before everything, because he took a picture of, like, the spaceship and a limit next to it. Because throughout the entire time until Apollo 11, they were having so many issues trying to, like, even get the ship in the sky, practically, up in space. So, they were having so many problems that he ended up taking a picture and it somehow got out to the public.

[00:16:09] Like, in other words, he put a lemon on the spaceship and saying, like, like a lemon, like the lemon law where it's like this, like, the vehicle doesn't work. Kind of like a, like a GIF or a meme or something like that. And he got in trouble because of that. And then later on, he was claiming that he was going to expose everything and then he ended up dying. So, there's that. There's obviously the footage that's been edited since then.

[00:16:34] The other thing was, that I found out was that they are claiming that we wouldn't have been able to go up because the Van Allen radiation field that's right above Earth's atmosphere.

[00:16:52] So, there's radiation and it's not, it's not the non-ionizing, it's ionizing radiation that pretty much is like in a donut shape above their, like our atmosphere. So, the moment that we would go up there, we would get hit with radiation. Now, what they were claiming is that we haven't been able to go back to the moon because we didn't, we lost all that technology as well.

[00:17:19] So, we couldn't go back to the moon because the equipment that we used to get through that radiation, after we came back, we kind of dismantled everything. All the factories that were building all the space equipment, they just kind of went back to building cars or building machines or everything else. And we lost that technology and we weren't able to replicate it. So, it's very suspect to be able to say like, oh yeah, well, we lost all the technology, the footage is edited.

[00:17:48] And this guy that was claiming that we were doing recordings of it, he died. Interesting, interesting. So, you believe that it was done, like there were humans, Apollo 11, 1969, correct? That there was people? Oh, that they actually landed? Yeah. I don't know.

[00:18:11] I feel like they probably, I would agree with Tim, like there's a lot of stuff that can be explained, but there's so much sketchy stuff where it's like, I don't know. So, a lot of the arguments about it being a hoax, like not real, the footprints, right? They don't match the shoe wear or the footwear of the actual astronauts. The Bulls Aldrin? Correct. So, they were saying like, oh, and the picture you see like this weird like oval with just, I guess, horizontal lines.

[00:18:40] But then you look at their actual footwear, there was a picture of the astronaut getting off the little capsule and it doesn't match, right? So, that's one of the biggest things like, oh, how is it that they don't match? Yeah, because they even went to the museum to see like the actual suit that Buzz Aldrin, one of the pilots that landed on the moon, was wearing.

[00:19:00] And you see the soles and they're all like a different shape or different like little textures compared to the actual footage, the pictures that they took of his first footsteps on the moon. Correct. So, it's like, it doesn't match. It doesn't match. That's one point. One big point, right? Second point, how is it that they have like perfect images or pictures? You know, there's some like pictures of the first moon landing, right?

[00:19:27] And like there's some good, I guess, they're just great pictures, right? High quality pictures. The footage though, like the video, it looks messed up. It looks crappy. It looks old, right? It looks very distorted, you know, and then not just. They didn't have AI back then. They didn't have AI, obviously, because China wasn't in the, I guess. Space race. Space race, yeah.

[00:19:52] Yeah, but the footage is very like distorted, right? And then what the astronauts are doing, you know, you see them like kind of walking around and then that goes into gravity, right? So, there is gravity in the moon, right? It's just like not as strong as the same gravity that we have on Earth.

[00:20:14] So, if you were to jump here and you jump like what, let's say four feet or three feet over there in the moon, technically because the gravity is weaker. Yeah, that's a good hop. Four feet up? Four feet? That's like, I think Michael Jordan. So, you're like Michael Jordan. You jumped four feet. If he were to go to the moon, Michael Jordan would be able to maybe jump like six feet, right? Okay. But they're saying like the astronauts that were filmed, they were not even like jumping.

[00:20:44] Like they're like, they look like they were harnessed. You just couldn't see like a string or any harness on them. But it looked like they were like kind of walking and stumbling. But, you know, they're saying, oh, well, they're not, you know, used to the gravity at the moon or like the terrain was difficult to maneuver by or on. But they were just saying like then the conspiracy theories were like, no, that's like fake. You can straight out see like someone's getting like or someone should have been strapped on something. And then.

[00:21:13] It just looked like they were just on harnesses. Yeah. That's how it looked like their maneuvers, their gait or how they were moving around. Like they looked like they were harnessed with something. So that's another one. The way the astronauts were walking. And then the biggest one that I was like kind of fascinated by was the flag. Right. Are you seeing the flag? Yeah. It shouldn't be waving. It shouldn't be waving. Right. It looks like, you know, it was on Earth where there was a gust of wind or there was like, you know, some kind of just wind.

[00:21:42] And that caused the flag to move around. Right. And the moon, because there's no atmosphere, there's no wind absolutely to be able to like move the flag from side to side. So they're saying like, oh, it obviously was on Earth, not on the moon because of the waving when they were like fixing the flag. Right.

[00:22:00] But then I saw a counter argument saying like, oh, no, it's because they were handling the flag with like a metal pole that was going up and then shot to the side. And then when they had the flag, obviously, because they were moving it, the flag itself would move, you know. Right. Right. What about the stars? The stars. I know. So you would think, oh, why aren't you seeing stars in the background of the videos or the pictures? Right. You don't see any stars.

[00:22:29] You only see the surface of the moon, astronauts, the lunar rover thing. And then you could see in some pictures the Earth. Right. But you absolutely see no stars. Well, they're saying that because if you're on the moon and you're trying to take a picture or do a video, you're just focused on what's in front of you. Right. The only like source of light that they had on the moon was the sun.

[00:22:51] So you would be only able to see what's right in front of you and all the objects or figures that are in front of you. Like, let's say this is the camera. You got a human here or like the astronaut and then something else. You're only able to like capture the light that comes from this space. But you can't see further away. So they were saying that's we're saying like, oh, yeah, we could see like stars and we could see everything.

[00:23:18] But in the pictures, you can't see them because the camera is only able to capture the light of what's like right there in front of the camera, if that makes sense. So you're right. Right. What about the stars? Why can't you see them? They were saying the camera wasn't able to capture the light. It should have been able to capture the stars because the only like you said, the only light like light pollution. The reason why in certain cities you can't see if you look at night, look up into the sky, you can't see any of the stars.

[00:23:48] But you go into the woods, you see all you can see everything because of the light pollution. There is no light pollution on the moon. The only thing is the sun. So you should be able to see the stars, but you can't see any of them on the moon. I do. I do get that part, though, because if you've ever tried taking a picture of the sky, you only get it's black. It's black. But if you put the contrast all the way down and you focus on the actual stars, then you can't see the stars. But how come they can see details about the earth, but they can't see the stars?

[00:24:19] What do you mean? Oh, I see what you mean. Like why would you take a picture of the earth? They took a picture. In fact, if I took a picture of Alex, I could see the details of the earth, but I can't see the stars around it. Because the earth is the closest thing. So it's still in proximity as opposed to stars that are millions of light years away. Right. So that's why you wouldn't be able to see it. But the earth is actually, it's a lot bigger. It's a lot closer. So it would make sense why you'd be able to see the earth still, but not stars.

[00:24:48] Even though you could see it? Even though you could see it, yeah. Because your vision, you could see, I mean, if you go outside at night, you go outside, you can see all the stars. You pull your phone out and you face it up. You can't see any stars. Maybe you could see a couple, but not really. Okay. And it's because of the contrast. Lower the contrast. That would explain some of it, yeah. But you also have to remember, this is all edited footage. Because they claim that they lost all of it.

[00:25:16] And they had to go back and redo all of it. They found some footage and then edited it. No, yeah. I personally don't believe there was a moon landing or if it was real. Because they did so many interviews or tried interviewing all the astronauts, all the people back then. And nobody wanted to swear on the Bible that the moon landing was real. Yeah. There was a big interview with Buzz Aldrin, the same guy with the boo.

[00:25:44] And they asked him to swear on the Bible that he went to the moon. And he ended up getting super pissed off with one of the reporters and punched him. He's like, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. And you're like harassing me. And at first he was okay with it because he didn't believe in the Bible. He didn't believe in that. But then when the reporter told him, I tried interviewing a bunch of other people. And they didn't want to swear. Like, why are you now? That ticked him off. You know, he felt like, oh, man, maybe I should be more defensive, more protective.

[00:26:13] And yeah. Well, it says online here, like with no atmosphere to scatter light, the sky appears pitch black. But it does not mean it is dark or that stars will automatically appear. Other things, or we're saying the intense brightness. So the lunar surface is highly reflective of the sun's rays. And combined with direct sunlight creates an environment as bright as a sunny day on Earth.

[00:26:40] Camera exposure settings to avoid washing out the photo with bright white suits and landscapes. Cameras use faster shutter speeds. And then human eye adaptation, just as you can. I mean, even looking at like, if you look at the Artemis live feed right now, you can't see any stars in there. You can't? No. No. You haven't seen any stars on the live feed, yeah. Actually, but that does make sense. On the, on the, on whatever's closest to it. Right. You know.

[00:27:10] Giving you a clearer picture of the moon versus the surrounding area. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Because of the exposure. Our eyes can have a wide range of exposure. Whereas like lenses will like focus in smaller ranges. And so they'll, they'll only be able to see the high range of this value. But as far as like the stars behind it, you have to focus in on that. And then if you, if you're able to see that, now this becomes really dark. So.

[00:27:39] And vice versa. Yeah, there you go. See, it's just black. So then, who went to the moon after us? Russians. Russia. Sputnik. Right? Sputnik. Sputnik just went to space. Actually, so the Russians were the first to get. In space. In space. Yeah. With humans. And with humans. But then America was able to land on the moon. But they were not the first to get to space. Okay. So. I think. Who else actually got on the moon?

[00:28:09] Who else has been on the moon? I think it's just. There's been 12 astronauts. That have landed. 12 astronauts walked on the moon. From, all from the US or from other countries? I don't know. Let me see. Because my question. I know we have a Canadian right now. My question is. There's a black guy up there right now. If they go on the moon. Yes. What is their footage like? What are their pictures like? Is it similar to ours? Does it look like they're on a harness? Oh. That's true. If other countries went.

[00:28:37] If it in reality was a hoax. Or it was all made up. What if we did go? It's just we went later. It says all six moon landings were done by just one country. The United States. I don't know. So. What about other countries? I don't know. Soviet Union. They never landed humans on the moon. Only robotic missions. China has landed robotic probes like Chang missions but no human yet. India successful landed robotic missions. So just us.

[00:29:07] Japan only achieved robotic lunar landings. Yeah. So let's see. Okay. But then this goes back to the Van Allen belt. It's literally radiation. It's all radiation. How can you get through it? With tinfoil? How come we didn't use tinfoil again to go send people again? Technically. That technology didn't exist back in 1960. I'll tell you right now. Okay. So if it didn't exist back then how did we do it? Think about it like this. People sacrificed their lives. What was it?

[00:29:37] There was barely colored TVs right? Colored TVs back in the day. Yeah. We had this technology to pass the Van Allen belt of radiation. We made multiple mistakes until Apollo 11 and then we just all of a sudden we just slam dunk. We got them up there. So when are they supposed to go on the moon? Like in two years? Artemis 3? Artemis 3. Okay. So in two years they're supposed to go on the moon? Yes.

[00:30:07] At that point we will have live video footage, we'll have pictures, we'll have everything. And if it doesn't look exactly the same, then we know. It was a hoax. It was fake. In 1969, whatever. It was fake. We're going to have to redo this podcast in two years. We're going to have to do a follow up. And here's the thing. There's no dispute in it because you can't say, oh, well, the moon's atmosphere changed to where now people walk differently or gravity is different. Right?

[00:30:35] It should look the exact same, the flag and everything should be manipulated the same, the way they walk, the way they run, the way they jump. As far as the way they walked, they did try to defend it by saying, well, those spacesuits were different back then. They were a lot more clunkier and that's why you walked like this because you really couldn't move. He's right. Where now the spacesuits are more agile. Or they could use that excuse. But they can use that as an excuse. That's what I'm saying. I'm not. Yeah.

[00:31:05] Maybe it might be true because if you think about like wearing clothes from like 1960s to compare to now, you walk a lot different too. I mean, it's more comfortable. It's more loose compared to like back in the day. You're wearing a suit or something like that. A lot of people wore suits back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we're talking about astronaut suits, which they look bulky, you know, in the 60s, 90s or 60s and 70s. But we'll see what the suits they're going to be actually using to land on the moon,

[00:31:32] you know, compared and we'll compare them to 40 years, 50 years ago. Right. Well, people in the 60s in suits, they still walk the same. Yeah. They just look a little different. Yeah. That's true. I mean, you walk a little bit more like upright. Okay. You look at videos. Okay. Think about it like this. You, let's have you go walk around in casual clothes and then we'll put your suit on. You're going to walk a little bit different. It's going to be a little bit stiffer. You're going to be more upright.

[00:32:02] Your posture is going to be a little bit better. I get that. But like in terms of gravity, like the way someone's just like. Oh, gravity is a good boy. Yeah. But we're also talking about quality of material that they're using. Because what if the best thing that they had was, I don't know, the heaviest material? Synthetic nylon. Synthetic nylon. Now they have synthetic nylon, but back then was like copper clothing or something. I don't know. Some type of heavy material. Think about it. They had those backpacks on too. Yeah.

[00:32:29] So nowadays, maybe the backpacks might be smaller, might be more compact. Think about like computers. Computers from like literally, what's it, the 90s? Like the MacBook back then compared to now? Oh, yeah. A little different. I mean, even the materials. They say the Apple, even just the iPhone 13 was enough smart. Like the technology.

[00:32:55] There was enough intelligent technology in the iPhone 13 to power the computers that went to the moon. Ever? Oh, yeah. I've heard of that. Yeah. Because there's just like, we're so far advanced just based off of like the computer system in our phones that it's practically like the computers that they were using back in the day to get the astronauts into space. Why are we wearing these again? It's Vox radiation.

[00:33:24] Yeah. Vox radiation. The Van Allen belt. So when you put aluminum foil in a microwave, you turn it on. Lights on fire. But that's not. You know what? There's a science about that. Danny knows. It's like a Faraday cage, but for your brain. So you won't be mind-controlled. The micro, see, this is reflective. So the microwave, the microwaves are- So they can't control your mind, dude. And they can't because- They're not going to convince you. We've talked about it before. When there's something, when there's something- See if this reflects. No, it's the actual radiation.

[00:33:55] In the microwave, it absorbs it. You know, the water and everything, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you put aluminum in there- It's going to reflect it. It can't absorb the water. It's just going to reflect it. And boom, boom, boom, boom. Bounces off. Burn. I think the whole tinfoil hat was because of the whole mind control- Aliens. Aliens. Where it's like a lot of conspiracy. Let's get into aliens. Aliens are real. Yeah. I thought they are. Yeah, illegal ones or-

[00:34:22] They come from Mexico and southern parts of- My grandma. I'm sorry. There we go. I'm my grandma. Let's start off with this. I see aliens all the time. It's just fitting. We've got three astronauts here and one alien. Oh, yeah. Who is it? Who is it? You know what's something else that's funny that happened back then that a lot of people use as part of the hoax? 9-11? No. 9-11 didn't happen in 1969. 9-11. So the other thing- No, it wasn't Roswell.

[00:34:51] The other thing was the only person- Like JFK assassination. Maybe later on, but- Big bad. I don't think- No, it wasn't that. No, it wasn't. Shut up. All three of you guys, shut up. What ended up happening was they were saying like the only director that could actually fool that many people was the same guy that filmed the Stephen King- Space Odyssey.

[00:35:15] No, he filmed Space Odyssey in 2001, but he also filmed The Shining. And in The Shining, some people say that there's references that he's kind of like admitting like, hey, these are Easter eggs. I actually filmed- And Easter just passed. Exactly. So the Easter eggs are the kid from the movie was wearing practically your same jacket. Yeah, a little space suit. Yeah.

[00:35:44] The number that is like the famous number, it was like 327 or something like that. Oh, yeah. That was the unit number inside the film was the amount of miles that it takes to go from like here to like the moon or something like that. And then there was a couple- You guys never saw Fly Me to the Moon? No. No. It looks great though. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't watch it, but I know I wanted to watch it.

[00:36:09] So essentially the plot of this movie is the federal government hires some Hollywood directors and actresses to make a fake moon landing in case the federal government can't actually make it to the moon. They have a backup plan. No way. Okay. So that came out 2024. Yeah. I remember. A hundred percent. When we're done with this, you guys have to watch it because it's really good. Let's watch it right now. Fly Me to the Moon. Who's the main actor in that one? It's like Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum. And it's Carla Johansson. Johansson, yeah.

[00:36:39] Oh, okay. You know where the first like theory that they were filming the moon landing was from? It was from based off of a movie. So you guys know who Sean Connery is? Yeah. The original like James Bond? Yeah. The one with the British accent. I'll slap a woman. That's the guy. I'll slap a woman. So Sean Connery. Fetch me some milk.

[00:37:08] Sean Connery made a film, the James Bond film. And during one of those scenes where he's chasing one of the people, he crashes through a set and it's the moon landing set. And he actually steals the rover and chases the guy. But it's just like a random little like thing that happened where that's where it spun off like everything else about the moon landing being filmed.

[00:37:34] And if you guys ever saw Space Odyssey, the 2001 Space Odyssey. Was this before or after? The technically was before. It's called 2001 Space Odyssey, but I think it was like filmed in like 1980s, 70s. Something like that. But it's pretty good and it's very good quality and you could almost compare it to like the moon landing. It's like the fact that this guy was able to film this.

[00:38:01] It's like if you were watching, remember how Avatar came out and it's like 2010 and like the filming was like crazy good. Ahead of its time. Imagine 2001 Space Odyssey was filmed in like 1980s and it was the same way. Like how the heck did this guy. Time travels? Time traveler. Who's the time traveler? The director. No, they're saying that he's the one that filmed the landing, the moon landing. Wait, Tim's going to say something. Say Tim. Oh, I was just going to get back to aliens. Okay. I think they're real.

[00:38:30] However, the way Hollywood depicts them looking like E.T. I don't think that's real. What do you think they look like then? I don't know. I remember Joe Rogan talking about this on his podcast and he was like, if you were an alien and you had as much brain power as you could have. Think about it. If you were the smartest being, how would you create your body? You'd have probably a massive brain, right?

[00:38:58] And you wouldn't really need muscles because you've probably already figured out technology. Technology. And you've probably already figured out that you can probably telepathically control things. Right? Okay. So maybe there's some truth behind how Hollywood depicts them looking all very scrawny with the big head and like crazy eyes. But I don't know. What do you guys think they look like? I mean, I would say, think about like this.

[00:39:27] If you're going into, if you're saying that we're as smart as we are, you know how like there's those indigenous tribes that like they've never even dealt with technology. If you're going to go into like a primitive culture, wouldn't you try to look like them? That's what I would think aliens would look like. They would try to look similar to us so that they don't scare us off or. But they don't get detected or found out that they're among us.

[00:39:55] What if they're so far ahead of us that they don't even look at us as like a competition? It's like us looking at an anthill. And it's like, we don't try to look like ants. We don't try to like take over their land. We just kind of like dust them off. Like, oh, but there are some people who have ant farms. Yes. But my point is like, we're not trying to look like ants. We're not trying to go down to their level. Why do you think they want to even come to that?

[00:40:21] Like what would make you want to go look at ants? They probably know that we exist and they're like on a different star, different galaxy. And they're kind of just like, oh, yeah, those are the humans. Like who cares? But there have been multiple encounters. So you think. Oh, hold on. Hold on. You think that the aliens that exist are way more advanced than us in technology, health and all the things that way above us. Right. So we're like the primitive ones to them. And we're like the little ants.

[00:40:50] But they're like, oh, they're the all knowing, all powerful creatures. What if it's the opposite? What if there's aliens that are like barely starting off? What if they're like little organisms or what if they're like, I don't know, they're not as smart and capable or the same function as us humans. But we don't have the advanced technology to be able to find them, locate them, make contact with them. Like they're just so like primitive. Like there's no way for us to get a hold of them.

[00:41:20] That's true. That's a good point. I never thought about that. What if it's like the same way that like we go to just like Tijuana to just go? So you're saying Tijuana people are less, less more primitive. Maybe they're like, hey, let's go down to Earth and figure out what's going down down there. Hold on, hold on. Let's ignore that fact. Let's go back to what Tim was saying. It's a fact. It's a fact. You said it.

[00:41:46] I like that you said that, oh, maybe there are the aliens that are like way more advanced and they see us and they're like, you know what? Let's not intervene. Let's not communicate with them. There are little guinea pigs. We're examining them. We know where they're at. There are little shawas. But we're not going to interfere because if they know of our existence, they're going to trip out.

[00:42:12] So best thing to do is just not even get involved in their lives or allow ourselves to be seen by them or let's not communicate with them. Let's just let them do their thing. We're keeping our eyes on Earth. Here's something to go with that. Do you know when the majority of the sightings of aliens happened? At night. At night. And in farm ones. I mean like timeline wise. At 5 p.m. In the 1990s.

[00:42:41] It was after we used the nuclear bombs. So think about it like this. Imagine you're seeing these primitive creatures and all of a sudden. You're looking at these guinea pigs. These things are bombing each other with nuclear bombs. Little guinea pigs. You're going to be like, what's going on? Like how the heck did they come up with nuclear bombs so quickly? You go down there and then after that, I think it was like after, what is it? The Trinity bomb was one of the first few bombs that we blasted in Nevada.

[00:43:13] And after that, there has been sightings like crazy after that time. But before that, nothing. Or they're attracted to radiation. Radiation. That's why we wear it though. But there's more radiation out there. In space than here. Than there is here. I don't think there could be aliens. I know Tim says that he thinks there is. But okay. See it from the Christian point of view.

[00:43:39] If God created man to be in his image and created man and woman, only those two genders and sexes. And you think God also created aliens? Would you consider angels aliens? Would I consider angels aliens? No, they're spiritual beings created by God. And we can't see them. But then how did...

[00:44:08] But we have seen them. Angels. In the Bible it says... How did Jacob... Was it Jacob? No, no, no. But what I'm saying is like you think God created like other beings like on another planet that don't look like us? I think he created angels and maybe people are mistaking angels and sightings of angels for aliens. Did you see that one NASA revealed... This was actually a couple months ago. They revealed an image of a galaxy super, super far away or just an image.

[00:44:38] The description literally looks like an angel. Like if you were to look up Chad Gbt, describe me an angel based off the descriptions in the Bible, it'll be like an eye with like rings around it. NASA revealed an image where it literally looks like kind of creepishly like an angel. Oh yeah. But it could have been... Some people could have mistakenly. Tim was going to say something. I know what he's talking about. It's in Ezekiel. Huh? In Ezekiel? Yeah, in Ezekiel.

[00:45:07] Where it's describing like... What is it? I want to see the picture that NASA showed. What I was going to say is in the Bible, if God doesn't say something, then it's open to interpretation. Right, right, right, right. So anywhere in the Bible does it say that God says aliens do not exist? That's true. He says, well, he says I created humans in my image, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:45:38] But does he ever say like, I never created anything else? Yeah, yeah, no, he doesn't say that he didn't create like... He created a couple different... The Leviathan? The Behemoth? The Behemoth? Those are different creatures that are not human. Yeah, even like stuff like dinosaurs where people are like, does it exist? Does it not exist? Dinosaurs is funny because dinosaurs were... The word was created in the 1800s. Yeah, in the 1800s. So that's relatively new compared to like what people were describing back in the days. They would call them dragons. They would call them unicorns. In the Bible?

[00:46:07] Yeah, there's like a unicorn. There's unicorns. Well, it's not a unicorn. It's like some type of weird pegasus creature or something like that. But not a horse. It's a rhino. Technically, a rhino is a unicorn. It's a rhino unicornus. It's like the actual... I understand that, yes. Well, I do understand like the Christian perspective and I agree with it. And I'm like, I see what you mean. Like if we were the only humans and God only created us.

[00:46:37] However, I think God also had a lot of downtime. And like if I was God, I'd also have like all these other little side missions and be like, oh, let's play with aliens over here. I don't know. Well, what do you mean by aliens? I like to think that God has, one, a sense of humor and two... Oh, he definitely does. He made us. Has a lot of downtime. We have 10.1 hats, Tim. Like, of course we have a sense of humor. And then two, that... He also created other things that are kind of just like lost in the galaxy.

[00:47:07] Yeah, I would agree. Let me see. But yeah, so this is that image. Oh, that definitely looks like it. Because if you pull up, like someone else pull up the angel. Yeah. Leave that up. You've seen that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Bible AI or whatever. I think it's cool. I'll show my parents that. I think we're close to Earth. Danny, show that image again. Must be nice. But that's a nebula. Isn't that like a two star exploding?

[00:47:37] Yeah, yeah. That reminds me of the baby from Teletubbies. That reminds me of Destiny. I miss Destiny. Oh, Destiny's fun. Destiny was a fun game. Technically, that would have been it. So it's like, come on. Right? That is practically the same thing. I don't know if the Bromigos can see that. Bro, I'll show you a potato and a bean and they look the same from different distances. Hold those things up there. Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato. Just explain what I'm showing them. Okay, so one of them is... So one of them... Now, we're not going to tell you which one it is.

[00:48:08] Okay, after... But one of them is described in Ezekiel. That's Mike Tyson. Or it's a photographic image based off... Mike Tyson in the corner. Based off the description that the Bible gives of an angel. You know, an eye, a giant eye with rings around it. You can find it. And then the other one... And the other one is a nebula. No, no, no. The first one was the nebula. Right. We're not telling them which one's which. Oh, sorry.

[00:48:36] But, I mean, essentially, you can see they're both pretty spot on, you know. No. Looking like each other. It looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh card. And there's your card. This is right there, eh, Joy? You gotta think... Which is what? That one... That one's a nebula, right? Right. The one on the left is just a description. So it's like there's different, you know... The other left. That one's confusing.

[00:49:05] Look, Bromigos, I think Joel's in the process of getting a TV up there. I am. I am. Throw that image up there. That'd be good. Yeah, that'd be better. Because I already have, technically, the wiring right here. So I could... Literally, anybody can... I can hand the phone to someone. Or you can connect the connection. And then you can put it up. Yeah. You should check on Facebook. But, nonetheless... No, I'm gonna buy it one. That is the image that NASA saw. 65 inch movie.

[00:49:31] Is what ChatGPT or AI creates out of Ezekiel. I think it's like chapter 1 or chapter 10. Where he describes what an angel looks like. Looks like a bunch of rings. My question... Is that the sephir? Or... Sepharim. Sepharim. Sepharim. Sepharim. Sepharim's and Ophanim's. And that was the Sepharim. Y los... Quirobinos. You were gonna ask him something? Yeah. Did Jesus die for the salvation of aliens?

[00:50:07] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The translation could be wrong. But it says for all. Wait, wait, wait. Remember, remember, yeah. Gentiles. It says for all. Gentiles for all. Aliens. Not just the chosen. What if aliens were Jews? If you say aliens. And also, does the Bible not say... For all. Does the Bible not say that there's gonna be horses in heaven? There is? No? I don't know. I think so. You guys didn't know about it? No. I didn't know about that. You know there's gonna be lions up there? Lions too? Oh my gosh. You guys don't know about this?

[00:50:37] Someone has to be animal control. Do you think there'll be cops in... You're gonna say Vegas? No, in heaven. In heaven? In Vegas? No, there's no need. I don't think there'll be a need. There's no need. What crimes could you commit in heaven that... Traffic. Traffic laws. Traffic laws? Stop signs. No, technically once you're in heaven, you're made perfect. And you're... There's no need. Like, there's no pain. No sorrow.

[00:51:06] No jealousy. No envious thoughts. And all the... Like, everything negative will be basically casted out of your spirit. Do you think we'll remember each other, though? Like, I'll be like, hey, Tim's here. Like, awesome. You wanna come over to my mansion? Or should I go to yours? I don't think Tim will be up there. I think we'll remember each other. I think that would be cool. But I think there's a lot of theories where it's saying, like, you're gonna be so happy that it doesn't matter about the people that you lost.

[00:51:37] So you won't even remember them. So I'm like... Forget about the... That's gonna suck. Like, what if... Nah, forget about the happy, though. You're gonna be in such awe. You're right there with Jesus. You're just gonna wanna be appraising him the whole time. Dude, I wanna play video. But thinking about it right now, like, wouldn't you wanna be up there in awe with your loved ones? That's your natural flesh talking. Call of Duty. It's true. Imagine actually you being, like, selfish. I wanna play Super Smash Bros. GTA 6 better be out by the time. I sent you guys the post. GTA 6.

[00:52:07] That's zombies. Bro. GTA 6. Literally, like, black ops zombies. Listen, if GTA 6 gets delayed after the rapture, I'm done. Yeah. I mean, I'm done. Dude, they said that they're gonna... They dumped, like, $2 billion in that thing. Yeah. It should come out this year, though. It had been pushed three times. Like, okay, they were saying it's gonna come out in 2022 and then 2024, and then they pushed it to 2026 this fall. So hopefully it comes out. It's been game of the year for the last three years. And then it hasn't come out. You gonna get it? You gonna get it? Oh, yeah.

[00:52:37] We'll get it. Didn't they say they're gonna make it into, like, some type of, like, metaverse? No. Bro. Of course not. Come on, dude. I'm an adult. I'm a man. I have a child now. What are you wearing on your head? I have a man. I have a... I am a man. You have to get it. I don't even have a system. Get one. Get in the system. Now that you have a child, when you do your tax... It's gonna be $1,000 for the next PS system. Well... You gonna pay for it? You know what's crazy, though? Or mine.

[00:53:06] The next Xbox is gonna be able to play computer games. Oh, my God. It's a lot. It's gonna be a lot like a computer. Like a PC? Yeah, it's like a PC, but... Get one. The next Xbox or the next PlayStation? The next Xbox. So it's more... You're more inclined to get another Xbox? Yeah. So the next PlayStation, like, you can only play PlayStation games and stuff before. The Xbox, you can play Steam games. You can play, like, Xbox, Microsoft, whatever.

[00:53:31] I heard PlayStation or Sony is, like, pissing people off because they're saying that they're gonna sell games for the PlayStation for the next system based off of how often you play games. So if this guy plays more games than you, they're gonna charge him 70 bucks for a game versus they would charge you 60 bucks. They're not gonna do that. They sell the same. But have you noticed the new games are, like, 70, 60 bucks?

[00:54:00] And it used to be 40 or 60 dollars. They're selling them to you and not to him. No. Like, if I were to get a PlayStation right now, for me, it'd be like 20 bucks for me. I mean, it's kind of, you know... Inflation. Inflation. Like, the world's been inflating and that hasn't. And the people, too. Ooh, this is random going back to the moon thing, but I also found out that... You know what's the most rarest thing in the universe? Not in the world, in the universe. Not in the world.

[00:54:29] Like the rarest metal or material? Material. The rarest material. What would you say it was? Obsidian. The black... Obsidian. What is it called? Marble. I don't know what you're thinking about. What's the rarest material in the universe? Not on Earth. Diamond. Iron. Iron. Obsidian? Is that even a mineral? Is that a color? Obsidian? Yeah. That's what happens when you mix lava and water together. Isn't that magma? That's mine called. Yeah, that's mine. Oh.

[00:55:00] It's wood. Wood. So, going back to the 9-11 thing, when they brought rocks from the moon, they gave some of those rocks to, I think, a dignitary Norwegian or something like that, and they studied that, and they found out that it was just petrified wood. So, they're like, what the heck? This is not even rocks. Like, space rocks. This is just petrified wood that you guys gave us. Claiming it was rocks directly from the moon.

[00:55:28] You're saying it was actually wood in the moon, or it was like, oh, here, let's just lie to him and give him a piece of wood. It's up to you. I think it was a lie. It was a lie. What makes more sense? Do you really think the moon is made out of wood? Do you think the wood... It's made out of cheese? There was that. That was an ongoing thing. There's another conspiracy. I don't think it's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. The moon is hollow. They made a movie about it. Oh, yeah. It's actually pretty good. Hollow.

[00:55:56] No, it was like moon landing or something like that, and it's like the moon is all hollow because there's spaceships inside of there. Yeah. It's a movie. It's a really good one. You should watch it. You know what, though? Going back on aliens, what aliens would look like, do you know what animal has? Three hearts? Octopus? Nine... Yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, right off the bat. Octopus? They were the smartest... They don't have an exoskeleton, so they can fit through any hole. Don't...

[00:56:25] They can fit through any hole. Don't do that. I just... What? They, you know, each of their tentacles has a brain of its own. They can touch... You raised your eyebrows. They can touch. I'm just trying to play footsies with you. All the sensory nerves are in the tentacles, so they can touch, they can feel, they can change colors. They can change colors. They can camouflage. Camouflage. They can... They can't any space or something like that. They can't any space. They have ink. They can't that comes out of them.

[00:56:54] Wait, so what does that have to do with aliens? That's the closest thing to an alien that I could think of. But we've never even seen an alien. But that's why. It's like, you think it'd be something like that. They're some of the smartest beings on the world. They're super smart, yeah. Octopus? Yeah. Yeah. They are. Because he said their brain is bigger than their body size and their... They have nine brains. Oh, yeah. They have nine brains. Three hearts. Three hearts. What's scarier? Space or the sea? The sea. Space. Sea.

[00:57:21] I'm more afraid of the ocean than what's up there. You know, we know more about space than we know about our ocean. That's crazy. That is crazy. The amount of animals that are down there. How deep it goes. Mm-hmm.

[00:57:36] Mm-hmm. It's the tallest building in the world. And then, like... Yeah, instead of the state empire building, it's... And then, as well, there's the Titanic down there.

[00:58:01] And all of the boats and ships that have sunk or capsized since, like, Vikings and, like, the 1800s and all that, like, sea warfare that was going on. Mm-hmm. All of those ships sink and they're all down there. Imagine how many Spanish ships... Yeah. You know what I wonder? You guys ever heard of a... Everyone that was Columbus before Columbus. You ever heard of Atlantis? Dead. Yes. Yeah. That's down there? That's down there. Where? Bermuda Triangle? That's another messed up spot. Yeah.

[00:58:31] Near the Bahamas? There's all of these... Mermaids? All these different... Mermaids are real. Sirens? That are down there on top. Sirens are the scary ones. No, supposedly... They're the ones that, like, are like mermaids, but they sing to you. And then they cause you to go overboard. And what's with your phone? Yeah. Oh, that's a light feed. It's a light feed. It's the signal. Dang it, dude. Now I wish I would've had that TV, because then we could've... Oh. We could've been watching the light feed of Artemis. We'd be a watch party. We'd be a watch party. That one's for the... That's a monitor. Oh, we should do that. What?

[00:59:00] We should watch party the Artemis. Ooh, you know what? We should do that later on. We should... That's the moon. Oh, dang! There's an ocean? Is that an oil rig? That's why we went. That's why we went. It's an oil rig. There's a bunch of Blackhawks on there. Blackhawks. No, it is a helicopter, or it's a Chinook. I don't know. It's a Blackhawk. All I know is that there's a bunch of stuff in the ocean that we have no idea what they're doing. Do you think the Leviathan's in the ocean? Yes. Yes. I believe in that.

[00:59:29] I think there's a Megalodon shark down there. I think there's a giant squid. I honestly... Okay. There's creatures that are going to appear. This is another thing. The Kraken, the... What's it called? The Book of Revelation says that the creature will come out of the ocean. So, this is another thing that I was going to tell you guys that was kind of related to the moon landing thing. So, the... You guys remember in the Bible where it says like during... In the beginning? No, the like firmament of the water.

[01:00:00] Oh, yeah. The firmament. So, it's like there's pretty much... Think about it like there's an air bubble where we're living and then there was water above and below. It says it in the Bible. There's the firmament below and the firmament above us. The snow globe. That's when it flooded the water. It flooded. It was all that water. So, it rose up and it was a lot of water because they found fish in Mount Everest. And so, when that happened, this is the crazy part.

[01:00:28] Remember that thing that I was talking about the Van Allen belt? The radiation? We were exposed to it. So, people were saying that in the Bible, timeline-wise, after Noah, the age before that was like people were living to like 900. Then it started going down and down and they believe it was because the firmament was protecting them from the Van Allen belt and then afterwards, now we were being exposed to radiation.

[01:00:54] In other words, letting our lifespan going from like 900 years down to like 100 or 80 now. That's true. If you're lucky. That's the thing with ionizing radiation. I shouldn't tell you guys this, but every time you get an x-ray done, you lose a little bit of life. Are you serious? Yeah. You lose maybe a day, maybe a couple seconds, maybe a couple minutes. But it's time. So, if we wouldn't have messed up back in the day, we would have been still in the firmament

[01:01:23] and we would have been able to- Yeah. That's why it looked- Live longer. Reptiles never stop growing. That's why a lot of people think that dinosaurs happen because anacondas, what you were about to say, they keep growing. They never die. It's just they die because they either get too big. What about the baby lizards I see on the walls over there? In what walls? I know in the walls. Which walls? Your walls? The walls at home? These walls right here. Are you seeing them right now? Are they talking to you?

[01:01:52] I see loser people. They're lizard people. I've heard of that. Yeah, that's another one. That the elite are being ruled or like the elite people are like actually lizard people or amphibious people that are like- Illuminati, the Rothschilds, Freemasons. That's going to be another- We're going to definitely do more episodes like this, but there's so many conspiracies, flat earth theory. Okay, last question for everyone.

[01:02:16] If you had the opportunity to travel to another planet that there's life, you know there's life, you don't know what kind of life, you don't know if they're hostile, you don't know if they're going to take over your mind or body or whatever, but would you be down like for a free trip paid by all the governments of the world to go with other people to try to invade them and destroy them and kill them or whatever? I thought we were just visiting somewhere. Well, if push comes to shove. Colonizing another- If push comes to shove. Let's say they're-

[01:02:46] Okay, let's say they're friendly, right? So we're taking guns with us. Yeah, we're taking weapons just in case. A little knife. A little knife? I need a- I need a- Okay, but you get to go, but you don't get to come back. You have to stay over there because it's going to take you like- Nah, I'm good. Like to Mars. Like if we were to say, hey- Okay, okay. 20 years of your life. Free trip to Mars. We'll give you a house up there. You have real estate. Yeah, but it better be 20 years. But you can't come back. No, no, no. You can come back by 20 years. It'd be 10 years and- Who's going? Are you going? Yeah. Okay.

[01:03:17] No, I'm not going to go. I'll go. No, I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go. Okay. What about a five-year trip? I mean, dude, the fact that they're like half of those ships are blowing up midway is like I'm not trying to risk it. I know 10 years. Five years? Dude, I get sketchy with roller coasters. I wait until like the seventh day for the fair to make sure that if anybody dies, they die the first few days. Danny, would you go? No. What about one year?

[01:03:47] One year what? It takes a one year- No, because if I get captured by one of them and they choose me to be their test subject, I'm good. That's true. I'm not. What if they want to reproduce with him? Yeah. Exactly. And he has to reproduce with all the- And they're all male aliens. Because the males- Out of all the males in the world, Tim's the best specimen that they can have. Probably. It's the mustache. It's the mustache. They're trying to replicate it. They're going to duplicate it. Somebody else can be a probie. And you know that they like to do butt stuff.

[01:04:15] What if they're like friendly, they're cool, but it takes you five years. But they're like cool. Like we want you guys, like they're saying, like we want you guys to come. We're going to show you our technology. We're going to give you some cool stuff. If you can guarantee that they're friendly and they're cool, I'll go. Okay. Five year trip? Yeah. Five years of your life? Yeah. In space, go over there, come back. Yeah. Ten years. Yeah. Ten years is not that long. Ten years flies by. Now-

[01:04:44] Dude, ten years. What's ten years for you right now? How old are you? Bro, 32. I'll be 42. Nah. You come back at 42? Nah. Isabel's going to kill me. You're not taking her with you? I don't know. This is assuming that their technology is better than ours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like going back to the- No, no, no. No primitive, old school. No, no, no. It's like advanced technology. Yeah, I'm going for sure. Okay. I'll go for 20 years. By yourself? You want me there. Okay. By yourself? No. You're taking people with you. Your family. Yeah.

[01:05:12] So, in other words, it's a family trip or no. Yeah, you take your family. You take your grandma. I wouldn't mind it. I mean, like, if everyone was going, I wouldn't want to be laughing. Of course, yeah, you would go. Okay, what if you were the only man- Like, if it was Interstellar where this place was burning down and, like, there was no buenos anymore because it's freaking- Yeah, to go find a suitable- Danny's burning fuel with his Tesla and the batteries being made.

[01:05:42] Danny, did you know that for the environment, Teslas are worse than diesel cars? Hmm? Teslas are more harmful to the environment, to our atmosphere, than diesel trucks based off of the fact that the batteries are being made and they actually create a greenhouse effect? Well, good. We want greenhouses everywhere. He's like, the greener, the better. Okay, so, did we decide?

[01:06:11] Tim, what do you believe? Do you believe that we landed on the moon or not? Yes. Alex, did we land on the moon or not? I will say yes, but I wish to know in two years what the outcome is of Artemis 3 and Artemis 4 and the next few moon landings and compare it to the 1969 or 1972, whatever, all those years of moon landings. So, yes, until proven wrong.

[01:06:40] We'll do a follow-up episode then. Danny, did we land on the moon or not? We haven't yet. I would say we landed on the moon, but they did a lot of sketchy stuff. I don't know if we landed when they said we landed, but we might have landed in like 1990. Yeah. Nah. Yeah. Amen.

[01:07:09] There's too many, too much stuff to... All right, so I know... More questions. We're left with more questions than answers. That's true. That's the reality. That's what it is. That's where we're at. We have more questions than answers. Now we're even more doubtful. That is true. What's the moon? What is the moon? Is the moon real? Real? It's a construct. Is this the first time we've ever seen the dark side of the moon? No, no one's ever been on the dark side of the moon. No, no, no. We can't even... Not landing on it, but I'm saying we saw the dark side of the moon.

[01:07:38] Not really, because it's dark. No, also 1969. Oh, like they went to the dark side of the moon? No. They went around it. They went around it. They went around it. There was literally a solar eclipse where the moon... But if it's the dark side of the moon, can you not see anything because it's dark? You can see. The moon and then earth. Obviously, we've never seen the dark side or the back side. But now that the little Artemis ship went behind it and there was sunlight behind them. Like we saw craters that we've never seen before.

[01:08:08] Oh. Because we saw the dark side of the moon. So the moon moved around and then like that dark side is now visible. What? That's what you're saying, right? No. Does the moon not rotate and the sun cover at all? Or is the dark side of the moon literally just dark? Mm-hmm. So it's always been dark? Like the sun never touches it? Yes, it's always dark because it rotates with the earth. So that face is always facing the earth. So you see this Coke symbol? Mm-hmm. This is the moon. This is earth.

[01:08:38] As earth is going around, the moon stays facing. And the sun's over here. Yeah. So it never gets... Oh. It never gets any sunlight. No, it does get sunlight. What? See, that's what I was questioning. The dark side of the moon? At some point, I guess. It gets sunlight, but we can't see it. That's why we'll get lunar eclipses, solar eclipses. Oh. Okay, okay, okay. So most of the time, it's probably cold. Yeah. Yeah. But there is sunlight that hits it. Yeah.

[01:09:04] We just don't see it because it's the gravity of earth has had the moon face us. I don't know if Artemis is the first one that we were able to... But yeah. I think one of the Apollo movies... Or missions. Quick question. Do you guys know why they called it Artemis? You guys know your Greek mythology? Greek mythology. Artemis is a... Apollo was the goddess. Apollo was the Roman god of...

[01:09:34] Was it a demigod? No. Do you know why? Artemis? Do you know why they called it Artemis? Artemis is the twin sister of Apollo. Oh. What's that? What is the blue stuff? No, it's just... The ocean. No, no. It's depth. Depth? Depth. Depth? Depth. Depth. Depth. Not def. No. With an F or a PH? You know how there's highs and lows? Depth. Depth. Depth. Hold on. Say it. Depth. No.

[01:10:04] There's no F. Depth. Depth. PH. Depth. E-P-H. P-H-T-E. No. So that's just showing the... Depth. It's death. It's just showing us. Depth. Who's death? Apparently the moon's actually more brownish than white, you know? I thought it was gray. Yeah, it looks gray. Well, apparently, according to that... From the fake photos that I saw...

[01:10:30] I've been looking at the live stream like a couple days and like they'll describe... Yeah, the moon actually looks a little bit brownish. Because it's dirty. I don't know. A lot of moon deaths, I guess. Nobody will see. So what's the blue mean? The blue? Yeah, the blue that he said. He's saying it's depth. Oh, he's saying it's depth. I want to hear what he is. I have no idea. It is, isn't it? Depth? That makes sense. Don't use the F. Depth. It could be...

[01:10:58] I mean, you think of like as the sun hits the horizon of the earth. Like you see a sunset, the sky gets red. So maybe in the very, very morning, it starts getting blue. Oh, okay, okay. So it's just maybe like there's moisture? I don't know. I just said that. Okay. Okay, so for the next episode, Tim already gave us a conspiracy. Alex gave us one. I started off technically with 9-11. So now you get to choose the next one, Danny.

[01:11:27] I want to do 9-11 again. I want to do 9-12. 9-12. 9-12. 10-12. The Mayans. You want to do that one or do you want to do... I mean, you got time to change it. What about the Mayan counter? JFK. The Mayan counter. Oh, you know what? Simpsons would be a good one. What about the pyramids? Simpsons would be good. What about the pyramids? The pyramids. That's a great one. Yeah, the wonders. What is the world? I might have to do that. Or you know what? The Shroud of Toronto. You don't know about that? Is it a conspiracy? Is that Harry Potter?

[01:11:57] That's the shroud that Jesus was in. Yeah. And so the radiation of his glory stained the shroud. And so that's how people are able to depict what Jesus looked like. Isn't that fake? Yeah. No. No. It's real? Yeah. That shroud? If you believe, if you have faith. You of little faith. Ye of little faith. Ye of mustard. Ye of not-depth faith. Not-depth. There was a... I saw a little video and they were saying that...

[01:12:26] That actually would be a good one. You could see... It's not really a conspiracy, but we could do it. Shroud of Turin. Yeah. You could see like where... The holes? The holes were. You could see the blood or whatever of the... Yeah. Dang. That's kind of crazy. It's wild. To think it was like a flash of radiation. A radiation kind of emitted itself onto the shroud. It's wild. Because of like the glory. It's wild. I'm going to do that. You could pick whatever. Yeah. You could pick whatever.

[01:12:56] We could definitely do that. Pyramids. Pyramids. Yeah. I might do pyramids. I mean, we could go through... I mean, we could keep doing these. That's what the whole segment is. Like we could just go through all the stuff. Lizard people. Illuminati. What's in the North Pole? What's in Antarctica? Ooh. Illuminati. Epstein. I could talk about all that. Oh. Epstein. What was the other one? Were we getting in trouble for Epstein? No. Okay. Only if we show our membership cards.

[01:13:25] So it says scientific, forensic, and historical evidence strongly suggests the Shroud of Turin is a medieval creation rather than the first century burial cloth of Jesus. Radiocarbon dating in 1988. Three independent laboratories dated the Shroud to roughly 1260 to 1390 AD. Where are you getting your information from? Google? Yeah. No. Google leans left. Not even just Google, but it's AI. AI Google. Gemini? Gemini linked left. Gemini, they're not Christian.

[01:13:55] They're atheists. Did you know that going back to the... Shroud? What was it? No. You're talking about the whole generations and like how we used to live along and all that. So when Adam was born, he was still alive when Noah was born. Yeah. That's the trippy part. And when Noah was born or alive, he was still alive when... David. I think it was Jacob. Jacob or Shem. Shem. I think Jacob's father.

[01:14:22] So it was like Methuselah, which was the grandfather of Noah also. So it's crazy to think that I think it was that Noah could have spoken to Adam? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Noah definitely. They were still alive. They probably didn't. Why wouldn't they? No, they probably did. They probably did. Because the world had already overpopulated and there was different... Overpopulated. We have the... You have the... You have the timeline. The whole... Yeah, everybody. The population kept on growing and then different nations, different countries, different people. It's like saying that you wouldn't have talked to your great, great, great granddad.

[01:14:52] Yeah. I probably wouldn't. You probably would because there was tribes back then. It's not like you're going to be like, hey, I'm moving to Texas. I would. The hat's a little too tight. Yeah. And the headphones. No, but that's why it's like... It's crazy how there's that one thing where it's like, oh, there's probably a lot of inconsistent things in the Bible, but it's like, technically it's like just... Like three people that many... Like I met you. You met Tim.

[01:15:21] And it's like what I'm... All the information I'm getting from you is the information that you got from Tim. And Tim's Adam. You're Noah. I'm Jacob or whatever. It's crazy. We need to dive more into the Bible. The actual... Yeah. It's kind of wild. The timeline. The timeline's crazy. That would be a good one too. Well, whatever you decide we could do, we have... The flood. The flood. The flood would be crazy. The Nephilim because it's connected to the flood. Well, they even say the ark is on a... In Turkey. In Turkey.

[01:15:50] And mountains of... On a mountain. Rock. And one of the cities that was there was named after Noah. Oh. So, yeah. Alrighty. Well, let's go ahead and end this episode. And Danny, you have the rights for the next episode to be chosen by your very own... You have a special guest. Experiency. Special guest. Special guest.

[01:16:21] They hit the Pentagon. The second tower fell. The third one. Alright, let's... The third one. Actually, there was a third one. They did hit the Pentagon. Building seven. Wait, is it... Was it that number? We talked about it. Alright, I'm gonna need this. Bye, everybody.